30-07-03

The Hitman

Two men met for the first time while playing golf and decided to carry on playing their round together. Early on in their conversation they brought up the subject of their respective occupations.
 
First Man : I'm a car salesman.

Second Man: Well my job is quite secretive, you see, I'm a hit man.
 
First Man : No shit!!
 
Second Man: No it's true. Look I'll show you. I have golf clubs that can be assembled into a high powered rifle.
 
So the hit man takes his golf clubs and in minutes has assembled a high powered rifle complete with telescopic sights. He hands it to the other man who starts looking through the sights and after a few minutes realises he can see his own house with the telescopic sights.
 
First Man : Shit!! My wife is sun bathing naked in the back yard.... What's this?!! The neighbour is jumping over the fence and he's naked too!... How much do you charge for a hit?
 
Second Man: $5000 a pop.
 
First Man : Alright. Shoot them both and I'll pay you the 10 grand.
 
Second Man: Okay. Where abouts do you want them shot?
 
First Man : Well let me see.... Shoot the wife in the mouth, the moaning bitch.... and shoot the neighbour in the balls, the randy bastard.
 
So the hit man lines up his gun and takes aim. After a few minutes the hit man still hasn't fired.
 
First Man : What's taking you so long?
 
Second Man: If you wait a minute I might be able to save you $5000!
 

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