Openingszinnen om vrouwen te versieren.  Succes gegarandeerd.
- I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long, baby
- Nice legs...what time do they open ?
- You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more ?
- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
- Wanna play army ? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
- I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
- Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven ?
- Are those real ?
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
- If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
- You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
- You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions ?
- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom ?
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
- My name is Austin... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
- I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking ?
- Wanna come over for some pizza and sex ?  No ?  Why, don't you like pizza ?

En tenslotte de absolute uitsmijter om absoluut 100 % zeker niet afgewezen te worden:
- (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself, baby...

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